So one surgeon referral and one recommendation of surgery, its like the two are connected in some way, if only I knew how....

So the visit to the hospital has let to the recommendation that further surgery will be necessary and this time they are on about open surgery to move things and some other stuff (I really wish I had listened at this point) and a large scar on my shoulder.  Going to have and MRI first just to see if there is a chance they can fix it with keyhole again first, but they were pretty sure that i need the op
 
 

Current Mood: discontent

In a vain attempt to stop this journal seeming like a one topic thread since its return from a some what unexplained 6 month quiet period. I would like to start by saying that something vaguely interesting happened to me other than that, sadly i must apologize as, well.....

So i was playing football tonight, as some people do, (I hear it is a way to 'keep fit' - this kind of implies that one is already at the desired level of fitness and is merely performing a top up to the level so to speak.) which the astute amongst you (i.e. the vast majority) may realize was a bad idea, unlike me.

near the start of the game after some debacle about not having a ball to play with, I turned sharply slipped on the sandy astroturf. I went down like a great big sack of shit and my arms went out in front of me to stop my face hitting the deck unfortunately my knees had already hit the surface and i now have a 2" carpet burn to my right knee cap, oh and my arm dislocated again, bugger.

A few of the player came over to see if i was alright, i told them my arm had come out, this time it was not going back in on its own.  One of the crowd asked if i required first aid, or if i need a trip to casualty.  However having already paid my two pounds and there being ladies and more importantly marketing types i refused to show weakness in the face of the enemy (or to look like a wuss in front of the marketing people, cause us technicals are 'ard see)

So like some crazy, out of control, loose cannon  maverick cop, who had just tried to jump a gap in a half build freeway intersection flyover while chasing the bad guys in high speed car chase, i declined the offer of casualty saying 'it'll be alright i'll just put it back in' as i start to raise my arm into positions it didn't want to be in.  the onlookers asking if i was alright like the construction workers in the film, as i managed to force the thing back in.  Some one else asks if i can do that, just as it makes a loud bone-and-cartilage-grinding-over-one-another crunch! I replied with i can now.

After a few more words of reassurance from me that i was not in any pain we continued playing, as you do.  Until about half an hour later when i was in goal and went to catch a cross from a corner only for it to jar my shoulder out again.  The woman on our team asked if it had come out again i said no (cause i'm reet 'ard me) and with a deft flick got it back into joint.

I'm now sat with the most used bag of frozen peas ever ( i'm never eating them they are far to useful supplying an ice pack for injuries) wondering about getting the blood and sand off my knee and about the fact that, further surgery is an absolute must, at this point guarantied, whether or not to change the name of this journal to 'The life and times of a weak and feeble shoulder and the person attached to it' , and if i'm going to be nicknamed Riggs at work (although i'm more likely to be nick named Rigsby - ask your parents)

oh and whilst i remember i got home and tried to make bacon sandwiches ony to set the pan and very nearly my kitchen on fire....... twice *face palm (but not the one from teh duff shoulder)*

Current Mood: amused

This is getting silly now as this evening my shoulder popped out AGAIN to say 'here have some pain' before popping back in to leave me with some mild discomfort guess i will be ringing the doctor tomorrow for a referal for a scan then

snootylj.livejournal.com/10160.html

It came out then went back in again all on its own this time, the only down side was it was while i was at work and so has generated a whole shit storm and makes me feel like i should not have bothered reporting it

this is not good

It would appear that my computer has suffered from a catastrophic hard drive failure!

It is likely that i have lost all of my person data from the past 8 or so years mostly pictures, this will teach me to back things up to disc

ho hum, guess i won't be on line much from now until i sort a new unit out 

FUCKSTICKS!!! 

So not a lot has been happening really

I got apples, I made pies and crumble, I ate the pies and some of the crumble, I got more apples.

At work I got blamed personally by one of the other managers for making a mistake that has delayed a project by 6 weeks, this would be bad except the manager has no proof of anything and i have no idea what he is talking about so, I win Fool!

So in summary recently my life has been a mix of crumble and grumble with a bit of grumble and crumble thrown in for good measure

I have however been shown this that has resulted in everyone at work humming the Quincy theme tune

Current Mood: drained

Which out of the following two is the worst excuse to give about a black eye?

a.    A small flying saucer was flung at high velocity towards your mouth but missed,

or

b. While reaching for a tree branch, a number of large, hard apples fall from the branch above with what looked to be the largest falling in the same eye as the flying saucer

Well?.... who cares

The more astute amongst you will notice that i have been picking apples and thus have filling a plenty for pies and crumble. Although this will not be until the weekend as i am off out tonight, that and the fact that in my haste to leave work i have forgotten to bring them home D'oh  

Found out today that my boss was told by the hospital yesterday that she will not be back at work for another 6 weeks!!! this is indeed a win!

Also have found out that she is still planning on getting married in 3 weeks and will be walking down the Isle on crutches

For some reason I laughed and laughed when i got told this. I am a BAD man and am going to hell ho well at least there will be some good people to talk to there

Current Mood: amused

Just ot help clarify what is happening on Wednesday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM